
And I’m off to Monika’s! SLEEPOVER, YAY. <3



It’s mY duCk fAce! xoxo LuuuuUUrve Meeeeee cuz I need Ur LuuUUUUrve In Me <3


I love this girl, I always have and always will. She’s been there for me for approximately five years. Can you imagine that? She’s put up with my sarcastic-whilst-straight-faced shit, put up with my bitchy and irrational moods, put up with me crying down the phone for nearly two hours and, somehow, she still manages to make me laugh by the end of it and make everything feel better and bright. She’s put up with “omg did you hear those two are lesbians together?” rumor bullshit (which we pushed through by actually encouraging the rumors), put up with my psychotically happy and crazy moods which others walk away from; she’s managed to be there for me, with me, in every part of my life and not give up on me.
I absolutely adore, cherish, admire and treasure her because, in all honesty, she is the most perfect sister-friend I could ever wish for, and I have never regretted the day I met her.
Monika, if you ever try leaving me, I promise you now that I will handcuff you to my bed and gag you where I can sleep beside you and hold you. No kinkiness was meant to be implied, but the threat is still the same.



“I refuse to sink.”

These are my alarms.. wow.


I get so bored omg.



Is it just me, or does this look like a blowjob mouth? ew. :L

I am beautiful no matter what they say.. WORDS CAN’T BRING ME DOWN, SO DON’T YOU BRING ME DOWN TODAY!

↓↓↓↓ the below were taken in Egypt.



↑↑↑↑ the above were taken in Egypt.



Omg, attempting the ‘JB Fan Video’ stare because that woman is a fucking don. xD and Marty is late, again.

I’M PULLING A GRANNY POSE, MOTHER FUCKERS.

Le Freak decided that my “mug” needed editing for the world to handle it. He’s so charming, isn’t he? -.-’ thanks Aaron, you little prick.


Victoria (right) and I. :3


Shauna (right) and I. Oh crap, I look like a mutated walrus compared to her..

Apparently I like cock.

Bonfire Night with the LBF crew. :’)

Monika, Anne and I. We’re so fucking pretty. :D





